Saturday, September 12, 2009

Bugger, Book-Book's Back

At first I was thrilled to see her. After a torrid winter it was lovely to be outside in the early spring sunshine, and Book-book's presence seemed an extra bonus. Even a couple of holes dug in my vege garden did not bother me - she hadn't dug up any of the broadies. The artichoke was still happily growing away in the gentle sunshine that reaches into the top eastern part of our estate at this time of year, unperturbed by Book-book's nearby crater. I looked for eggs, but without suck-cess.

Encouraged by the fact that a couple of lettuces survived the entire winter without being frosted, I decided to cast caution to the winds, and possibly money, by planting a tomato plant AND some basil plants outside - in September! We then had a couple of frosts; and on each frosty morning, on my way to collect the paper, I anxiously investigated the health of my optimist's experiment.


I should have known I was looking in the wrong direction for trouble. The tomato and basil said Pooh! to the frosts (they are snuggled into a warm corner of the vege garden with sheltering pittosporum looming leafily over them). However they were helpless against the ravages of the evil Book-book. She methodically stripped every single leaf off the tomato, leaving stalks so clean they were smoother than those of a swan plant recently visited by 500 marauding monarch caterpillars. I have now wrapped the poor little skeleton in protective netting, and am hoping for a full recovery.

Naturally I looked to Ian for sympathy. He seems, however, in favour of Book-book receiving some form of recompense for last year's eggs. He's not that keen on tomatoes, either.

I think it's only a matter of time before he sees what Book-book has done with the grass clippings, though - and then...

4 comments:

  1. Oh dear, the travails of the gardener. I am reminded of Edwina's unseasonably large and destructive hailstones which ended up in the G&T. I suppose taking a similar revenge on said chicken is out of scope...

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  2. It's tempting; I have nothing against the concept. However, a) she runs really fast, and b) even if I caught her, I just know I couldn't wring her blasted neck. C) let's imagine I caught her AND polished her off - who would pluck her? Maybe I could do that - but I could never eat her afterward. It's a funny thing, but I am not ready to be my own butcher...

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  3. Great post - but I found it almost by accident - why don't you cross link to it from Facebook for a whole heap more traffic?

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  4. Hello dearest... i thought I had a link to it from fb? or are you suggesting something more sophusticated?

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