I should have known I was looking in the wrong direction for trouble. The tomato and basil said Pooh! to the frosts (they are snuggled into a warm corner of the vege garden with sheltering pittosporum looming leafily over them). However they were helpless against the ravages of the evil Book-book. She methodically stripped every single leaf off the tomato, leaving stalks so clean they were smoother than those of a swan plant recently visited by 500 marauding monarch caterpillars. I have now wrapped the poor little skeleton in protective netting, and am hoping for a full recovery.
Naturally I looked to Ian for sympathy. He seems, however, in favour of Book-book receiving some form of recompense for last year's eggs. He's not that keen on tomatoes, either.
I think it's only a matter of time before he sees what Book-book has done with the grass clippings, though - and then...
Oh dear, the travails of the gardener. I am reminded of Edwina's unseasonably large and destructive hailstones which ended up in the G&T. I suppose taking a similar revenge on said chicken is out of scope...
ReplyDeleteIt's tempting; I have nothing against the concept. However, a) she runs really fast, and b) even if I caught her, I just know I couldn't wring her blasted neck. C) let's imagine I caught her AND polished her off - who would pluck her? Maybe I could do that - but I could never eat her afterward. It's a funny thing, but I am not ready to be my own butcher...
ReplyDeleteGreat post - but I found it almost by accident - why don't you cross link to it from Facebook for a whole heap more traffic?
ReplyDeleteHello dearest... i thought I had a link to it from fb? or are you suggesting something more sophusticated?
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